Well, it's definitely no reason to be scared like our friend on the left. Being James Cozzens means a lot of different things. Depending upon who you ask, it may mean "be the best" or "be the funniest" or, in many cases, "be the one who knows how to rock a mean pair of polka shoes." Whatever it means is really up to the eye of the beholder. This is why "being James Cozzens" is so nuanced.